Buffalo wings, beer, and metal: Archive

“So even when I was like 14 years old I couldn’t jerk off to this shit. I...”

– Me, with regards to bad boob jobs in porn

Jan 1st

11 tags

Dec 31st

♫ Privacy and intimacy… as we know it… will be a memory… ♪ You were a prophet, Chuck

Dec 31st

1 tag

Dec 31st

359 notes

9 tags

Dec 30th

Ugh. Fees on top of fees on top of getting gate raped. http://t.co/vkJ1Bho

Dec 30th

I wish one of these beer bars around here would start serving oysters on the half shell.

Dec 30th

1 tag

Dec 30th

Dec 29th

9,498 notes

10 tags

Dec 29th

“I accept that people take comfort in their religion, be it Catholic, Jew, Muslim...”

– Keith Fay

Dec 29th

Yayyyyyyyyyyyy! Metalllllllllllll! Meth labs! and Oxycontin!

Dec 29th

Weee! Shopping for discount xmas decorations is FUN!

Dec 28th

Dec 27th

535 notes

8 tags

You know that Jeff is bored when he starts talking...

Delores Roque: Hey there.. its me Jennifer but they call me whooty chick , remember ...  i got ur ID through Messenger Directory 
OMGWTF?LOL: ok
Delores Roque: thanx for responding to my msg babe .... soo wut are you up to this chiristmas eve ??? any misoltoe action? lol 
OMGWTF?LOL: lol i think the spam bot's calendar is wrong 
Delores Roque: nah, I am a vegetarian...  no spam for me! haha
OMGWTF?LOL: vegetarian, eh?
Delores Roque: well let me ask you a quest?
OMGWTF?LOL: I have some meat for you
Delores Roque: ;)
OMGWTF?LOL: :)
Delores Roque: Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?
OMGWTF?LOL: that's what your sister said and I handled her
Delores Roque: Do you know what a whooty is? Would you like to see me i'll show you my Whooty....
OMGWTF?LOL: yes I know all about some white girl booty....spam causes that 
Delores Roque: nah, I am a vegetarian...  no spam for me! haha
OMGWTF?LOL: lol spam
Delores Roque: nah, I am a vegetarian...  no spam for me! haha
OMGWTF?LOL: lololol
Delores Roque: lol Whooty is a White Girl with a BOOTY!  i wanna show u mine...
OMGWTF?LOL: oh i'm sure you do.  bring it
Delores Roque: ok let me set up my camera for you honey..
OMGWTF?LOL: ok
OMGWTF?LOL: *waits for the punchline*
Delores Roque: Don't worry baby its free to join this site all you have to do is register
OMGWTF?LOL: there you go...good girl. i knew you wouldn't let me down
Delores Roque: fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i'm ready for u now
OMGWTF?LOL: ok i'll be right there, because I know this is totally legit
Delores Roque: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
OMGWTF?LOL: i didn't know that bots wore panties, but how about pink with purple polkadots?
Delores Roque: Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
OMGWTF?LOL: yeah whatever, get on with your pitch so I can get on with my day
Delores Roque: I'll do anything you want me to do.. Do you see me?  I can't chat with you on the site till you register 
OMGWTF?LOL: dumbass you haven't given me the URL for the site... how do you expect to steal my CC info?
OMGWTF?LOL: i am disappoint
Delores Roque: Baby I'm So Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i'll spank my ass till its red for u!!!
OMGWTF?LOL: i'm sure you will.  what's the URL?
Delores Roque: Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. i'll be waiting for you on the site...
OMGWTF?LOL: awesome