February 2010
Georgia is making me fat. :(
January 2010
Bought a sandwich press today. I think it may have been the best $10 I have spent in awhile.
I don’t know if I overindulge, but I *definitely* indulge. I love my life.
http://twitpic.com/10kns8 - Lagunitas Hairy Eyeball. With a name like that, it’s got to be good, right?
Bell’s Expedition Stout: It’s like beer and dessert all rolled into one… Soooo fucking good! #ahhhmyliver
Yeah, and I have a bridge I’ll sell you, too -> http://tinyurl.com/yber76f
Now they’re covering Journey. #killmenow
Ugh thid band wants so hard to be Nickelback. Why, god, whyyyyyyy?!?
The world masturbation record has been broken! —> http://gilbert.beilschmidt.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php
Bell’s Cherry Stout is the shizzle, mandizzle. </ebonics>
Weeeeeeeee! More PeTA retardedness! I hope somebody blows up their headquarters someday. I will celebrate —> http://tinyurl.com/ybc8j86
Oe of these days I’m going to end up killing one of these faggot truck drivers….except they’re too big of pussies to pull over for me.
I swear, Gunnhild Sundli is the cutest chick in Norway, hands down —> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mes1pKLax-Y
Is it any surprise that Otep is now on the PeTA bandwagon? Go figure. #fail
Ha! I reckon Immortal is too #grim and too #kvlt for an award! http://tinyurl.com/ygearhc #metal #metal #metal
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
Guy out on bail for grand theft auto, gets arrested for grand theft auto, while…..PLAYING GRAND THEFT AUTO! http://tinyurl.com/y8qwrcn
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I wish I had friends nearby who can actually pay their own way when we go out…..and support themselves. Wtf, man.
That fucking sucked. If you are a Saints fan, delete me from your friends list NOW. Not because they won, but because of HOW they won.
Ugh TWICE the Vikings blew MAJOR game-winning opportunities.
MOTHERFUCKERS! Fuck you, New Orleans. Fuck you.
How in the FUCK did that call get overturned? The fucking refs are smoking dope.
Is it just me or are the Saints playing dirty tonight?
Is spiking the ball no longer considered unsportsmanlike conduct? I always thought that was a dumb rule, anyhow.
Drunken hipsters fucking suck.
Monotonix tonight at the @drunkenunicorn! See you there!
RT @matshenricson: The SCUMBAGS at PayPal have frozen the assets of http://www.wikileaks.org ! I’ll withdraw all my money from PayPal as …
Paypal can suck a cock, man.
I love The Mentors! The band that made Tipper Gore totally flip her shit. http://shar.es/aSW54
Conan’s swan song was lame.
Shut up woman, get on my horse! http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/
#letsbehonest Guys that drink Bud Light will probably suck your dick.
All you so-called “beer drinkers” who are afraid of a little bit of dark beer are a bunch of PUSSIES. Michelob Ultra is for girls, you fags!
Man, I have some wicked fucking heartburn today. Boo!
Some homeless-looking guy just rode past me on a bicycle, singing his heart out. He sounded good, too!
You know what? Fuck Microsoft. http://tinyurl.com/yklgnjq
I has blood oranges. I r happeh.
Thrash metal is proof that God wants us to be happy and to ROCK THE FUCK OUT.
It should be legal to use deadly force against assholes that block intersections at red lights.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
Korpiklaani “Let’s Drink” ♫ http://twt.fm/364893 #musicmonday
Bye bye Sucksonville! Until next time, keep it classy!
I impress myself sometimes with the massive quantities of Guinness that I can consume.
Cute chicks in pink shirts and poodle skirts with 50s style hairdos. Fuck yes I hope heaven is something like this.
Wow Pat Robertson is a dick: http://tinyurl.com/ybj7kp3
Smooooth! God I hate this song kill me now.
…and now its Nickelback. Ughhhhhhhhhh.