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obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

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Bottled water is terrible for the environment, ridiculously expensive, and in most cases less safe than drinking tap water.

Here’s why you should never buy another bottle.

Get this to 1,000,000 notes.

no seriously though. “one of the biggest scams in history” is NOT an exaggeration…not even a little bit.

I KEEP TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE THIS

I remember this shit from economics. Family still won’t believe me.

It’s plain dumb to drink bottled water at home unless your municipal system or your well water just happens to be really, really shitty.   In most places, the tap water is just fine.  So unless you live somewhere like southern West Virginia where all of the mining activity has contaminated all of the local water supply, do us all a favor and drink from the fucking tap.

Bottled water has it’s place, however.  I keep it on hand for road trips and concerts.  But when I’m at home, I drink from the damn tap and it hasn’t killed me yet.  You can do it, Tumblr. I promise you.

Fuck yes I do.

Fuck yes I do.